Boiling Frogs – September, 2087

BOILING THE FROGS

September, 2087

By Unnamed. (withheld for protection)

Recipe for Boiling a Frog

1. Do not boil water first; the frog, upon being thrown into a boiling pot, will instantly jump out and hop away.
2. Simply place the frog in the water then slowly turn up the heat until it is boiling—the frog will become progressively acclimated and increasingly sluggish and unaware of the danger until it is too late.
3. Reduce heat and remove the frog when it has lost its will to live.
4. Strip the frog of all of its protective coatings; remove its independence, its need for self-expression and its soul, put it back in the water, adding flavorings to suit your tastes. It is now ready to serve you.

Cautions: Remember the life cycle of frogs:

Bondage to spiritual faith;
Spiritual faith to great courage;
Courage to liberty;
Liberty to Abundance;
Abundance to selfishness;
Selfishness to complacency;
Complacency to apathy;
Apathy to dependency;
Dependency to bondage.

Frogs are most tender as they move from Apathy to Dependency. Catch them at that point and don’t allow spiritual faith to occur.

Notes:

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